The English Language
The English language can be confusing at time, for example:
* The bandage was wound around the wound.
* The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
* Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
* The buck does funny things when the does are present.
* Upon seeing a tear in the painting I shed a tear.
* I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.