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Wear Your Seat Belt!

The automobile auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as "running" or "no start". One of the no-starters was on the block. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, the hood sprung up at an angle and dings and dents everywhere.

Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, then read these comments from the owner: "Please note, the radio does not work."



  
 

On The Lighter Side!

A man called up the local Armory to get a report on the number and status of the weapons and vehicles. A Private answered the phone and said, "We've got 3 jeeps, 4 tanks, 500 rifles, and a ton of ammo. Oh - and we also have two Cadillacs for the fat Generals."

There was silence, then this response, "Private, do you know who I am?"

"No," replied the Private.

The caller said, "I'm General Westin!"

The Private responded, "General, do you know who I am?"

"I do not!" replied the General.

"Then see you later --- fatty," said the Private.

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