Seeing is Believing
A young boy who had just returned home from spending a week at a dude ranch was describing the experience to his mother. "I even saw the man who makes horses," exclaimed the boy.
"Are you sure?" his mom asked.
"Yeah," the boy replied, "he was almost finished when I saw him nailing on the feet."
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While passing a deli that sells food from many countries, my granddaughter, Kristin, asked me about the sign for Polish sausage she saw.
"Grandma, why do they polish sausages? They're not dirty."