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Wear Your Seat Belt!
The automobile auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as "running" or "no start". One of the no-starters was on the block. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, the hood sprung up at an angle and dings and dents everywhere.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, then read these comments from the owner: "Please note, the radio does not work."
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Now That's Poor!
Three men were trying to one up each other as they discussed how poor they were growing up.
The first man said he and his brother and sisters were so poor that they all had to wear secondhand clothes. The second man said his family could only afford two meals a day.
"Well," said the third man, "I was the oldest of eight kids, and we were so poor that I had to eat my cereal with a fork so I could pass the milk on to the other kids."
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