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Wear Your Seat Belt!

The automobile auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as "running" or "no start". One of the no-starters was on the block. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, the hood sprung up at an angle and dings and dents everywhere.

Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, then read these comments from the owner: "Please note, the radio does not work."



  
 

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Grandpa Chuck was cleaning out his car in preparation for a trip when his 4-year-old granddaughter, McKenna, asked where he was going.

"I'm going crazy," teased her grandpa. "Want to come along?"

"Oh, yes," McKenna responded with enthusiasm. Then she ran to ask her grandma if she needed to put on her shoes.

Grandma replied that she could go barefoot, but asked McKenna if she needed directions for the trip.

"Oh, no," McKenna answered. "Grandpa knows how to get there. He's been there before."

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