Just for Laughs
It's really hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
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One park ranger asked another, "What do we do if we see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?"
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"I got a new fishing pole for our preacher," bragged a deacon.
His friend from another congregation said, "Wow, that's great! I wish we could make a great trade like that!"
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In spite of what some folks think, I'm no dummy. I remember one time back in grade school the teacher asked me to spell Mississippi, so I asked, "Do you mean the river or the state?"
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You may have missed seeing this used car ad in the Sioux Falls, South Dakota newspaper: "1984 Ford Escort, pushes easily. Rolls nicely down hills. Looks good in the driveway."
