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Wear Your Seat Belt!
The automobile auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as "running" or "no start". One of the no-starters was on the block. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, the hood sprung up at an angle and dings and dents everywhere.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, then read these comments from the owner: "Please note, the radio does not work."
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Funny Bumper Sticker
While heading home from a weekend trip in Pigeon Forge, we got caught up in slow moving traffic. While sitting in bumper to bumper traffic, we noticed a car in front of us that had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8" My husband's Bible was lying on the dash board and he got it and opened it up to the scripture and read it. He started laughing out loud and then he read it to me. I couldn't believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too..
Psalm 109:8: "Let his days be few; and let another take his office. "
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