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Wear Your Seat Belt!
The automobile auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as "running" or "no start". One of the no-starters was on the block. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, the hood sprung up at an angle and dings and dents everywhere.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, then read these comments from the owner: "Please note, the radio does not work."
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Little Humor
One evening, my friends Scott and Heidi were sitting around a backyard campfire with their little son Dylan, when a meteor flashed across the sky. "Did anyone see that shooting star?" Scott asked.
"No," Dylan moaned sadly. "I didn't even hear the gun go off."
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My sociable 3-year-old grandson and I were eating at McDonalds, when he turned to a little girl at another table and told her his name and age. She just sat there, staring back shyly. After two more tries, he turned back to me, "I guess they haven't named her yet."
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